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center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;"><strong>实际上的猫猫：粘猫、喜欢贴贴，<br style="outline: 0px;visibility: visible;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;" /></strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;"><strong>所以说它们讨厌的，</strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;"><strong>只是人类罢了...</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, &quot;Hiragino Sans GB&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei UI&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei&quot;, Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 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222, 5);font-size: 12px;"><strong style="font-size: 15px;letter-spacing: 0.54px;">↘↘↘</strong></span></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: left;letter-spacing: 0.54px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;"><span style="background-color: rgb(229, 213, 242);"><strong style="font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;letter-spacing: 0.54px;white-space: normal;"><span style="background-color: rgb(229, 213, 242);font-size: 14px;">↓↓↓少儿英语一对一免费领↓↓↓</span></strong></span></p></div>Sat, 28 Feb 2026 06:43:05 +0800https://wlzz.cn/post/42.html<div class='wxsyncmain'><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;"><strong>现在人耍剑能力是越来越强了，</strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;"><strong>以前还只是对朋友犯病，<br style="outline: 0px;visibility: visible;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;" /></strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 15px;"><strong>如今连宠物都难逃一劫。</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><iframe class="video_iframe rich_pages" data-vidtype="2" data-mpvid="wxv_2522248954299072512" data-cover="https://mmbiz.qlogo.cn/mmbiz_jpg/I9CjljFwaKXQ8RD3tI3ambGYnnPDOMefKUN1mGZNUOVbSpSGvic6Y0v5AxeveibXGwiaqlMxibyAkdOwRs9PIrDMibQ/0?wx_fmt=jpeg" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" data-ratio="1.8333333333333333" data-w="1980" src="https://mp.weixin.qq.com/mp/readtemplate?t=pages/video_player_tmpl&amp;action=mpvideo&amp;auto=0&amp;vid=wxv_2522248954299072512" width="100%" height="1080"></iframe></p><p><br /></p><section 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83);">小丑竟是我自己</span></section><section class="mp_profile_iframe_wrp"><mp-common-profile class="js_uneditable custom_select_card mp_profile_iframe" data-pluginname="mpprofile" data-id="MzIxMDg4Njk0Nw==" data-headimg="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/NDSfoHGQibhffvG3HYZ7kWficw8qazWaNrRxf4TdKWibDQ3FfcV2kMiaOhgBicAYPZicCuQtGvrM4kxNkMlhN9I2ashg/0?wx_fmt=png" data-nickname="龙部落叨" data-alias="lbldao" data-signature="挖掘高分电影，推荐冷门电影，评价热门电影，不想看电影可以看美剧，不想看美剧可以看动漫，不想看动漫可以看纪录片，不想看纪录片？我们还有搞笑的段子..." data-from="0" data-is_biz_ban="0"></mp-common-profile></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"></span></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="690" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-20240341916682c1a322a701719845283.png"></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: left;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">虽然工作老板同事都不行，但我不能跟钱过不去</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow: hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /></section><section data-brushtype="text" style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>0</strong><strong>4</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">敷衍的家长中秋给孩子做的灯笼……</span></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="690" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-14293375176682c1a3601b71719845283.png"></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="690" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-15501888286682c1a3739301719845283.png"></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="690" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-7921361996682c1a3999e41719845283.png" /></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="690" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-6936738556682c1a3d3a161719845283.png" /></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="690" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-1207918566682c1a40e4461719845284.png" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">目前的状态是：实在乐观不起来也没有勇气破罐破摔光是维持现状就已经消耗了我全部的力气。</span></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><mpcpc js_editor_cpcad="" class="js_cpc_area cpc_iframe" data-category_id_list="1|3|5|6|7|8|11|16|17|22|24|26|27|28|29|31|32|35|36|37|39|41|42|43|45|46|47|48|49|50|51|52|53|54|55" src="https://mp.weixin.qq.com/cgi-bin/readtemplate?t=tmpl/cpc_tmpl#1663321625427" data-id="1663321625427"></mpcpc></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow: hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);border-style: solid;"><br /></section><section data-brushtype="text" style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>0</strong><strong>5</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">难住我了，有懂字画的吗，来鉴定下</span></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-galleryid="" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="689" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-14919442686682c1a4469c61719845284.png" /></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-galleryid="" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="690" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-10046420276682c1a46ace51719845284.png" /></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-galleryid="" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="690" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-16123617696682c1a49385c1719845284.png" /></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="690" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-2400644016682c1a4ba2ae1719845284.png" /></section><section style="text-align: left;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">我朋友说30块钱帮你转手一下，行的话，你那边包邮过来吧<br /></span></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow: hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /></section><section data-brushtype="text" style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>0</strong><strong>6</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">正经人谁去啊</span></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="jpeg" data-w="1080" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-20539972586682c1a503a9a1719845285.jpeg" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: left;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">你好，请问你们的正经养生是正经的吗？</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 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style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">曾经的我VS现在的我</span></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="690" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-7991806426682c1a52f2661719845285.png" /></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="690" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-18080349756682c1a55496d1719845285.png" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: left;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">我谈恋爱你劝我别谈，你谈的时候让我别劝？</span></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow: hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: 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1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="690" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-2688323386682c1a5ac6521719845285.png" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">秋天来了，大家都在聊在一年里有什么收获，有人收获了爱情，有人收获了事业，我就不一样了，我收获了一年吃苦受累的工作经验。</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow: hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /></section><section data-brushtype="text" style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>0</strong><strong>9</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">换镜子还是换手机，你选一个吧</span></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="600" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-20229279946682c1a5d071e1719845285.png" /></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="600" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-12976319576682c1a60c07a1719845286.png" /></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="600" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-5986632916682c1a6326771719845286.png" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: left;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">根据我观察，失败是精神疾病之母。</span></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><mpcpc js_editor_cpcad="" class="js_cpc_area cpc_iframe" data-category_id_list="1|3|5|6|7|8|11|16|17|22|24|26|27|28|29|31|32|35|36|37|39|41|42|43|45|46|47|48|49|50|51|52|53|54|55" src="https://mp.weixin.qq.com/cgi-bin/readtemplate?t=tmpl/cpc_tmpl#1663321638545" data-id="1663321638545"></mpcpc></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow: hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /></section><section data-brushtype="text" style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>10</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">真·急救包</span></section><section style="white-space: normal;margin: 8px;outline: 0px;max-width: 100%;color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Helvetica Neue, PingFang SC, Hiragino Sans GB, Microsoft YaHei UI, Microsoft YaHei, Arial, sans-serif;letter-spacing: 0.544px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 1.6em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="944" style="outline: 0px;display: initial;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;width:auto !important;max-width:100% !important;height:auto !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-5846994896682c1a6750481719845286.png" /></section><section style="white-space: normal;margin: 8px;outline: 0px;max-width: 100%;color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Helvetica Neue, PingFang SC, Hiragino Sans GB, Microsoft YaHei UI, Microsoft YaHei, Arial, sans-serif;letter-spacing: 0.544px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 1.6em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="978" style="outline: 0px;display: initial;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;width:auto !important;max-width:100% !important;height:auto !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-8262254626682c1a6b5dd31719845286.png" /></section><section style="white-space: normal;margin: 8px;outline: 0px;max-width: 100%;color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Helvetica Neue, PingFang SC, Hiragino Sans GB, Microsoft YaHei UI, Microsoft YaHei, Arial, sans-serif;letter-spacing: 0.544px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 1.6em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="952" style="outline: 0px;display: initial;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;width:auto !important;max-width:100% !important;height:auto !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-1655347176682c1a7094371719845287.png" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">临近中秋，为了感谢这一年来大家对本人的支持，本人决定赠送每人20斤阳澄湖大闸蟹。</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="color: rgb(83, 83, 83);letter-spacing: 0.5px;">为了保证螃蟹的新鲜，我把螃蟹都放在阳澄湖里了，麻烦大家自己去捞一下。</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow: hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /></section><section data-brushtype="text" style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>11</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">好可爱的妈妈</span></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="690" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-12524676676682c1a7386ad1719845287.png" /></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="690" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-1245352836682c1a75c64e1719845287.png" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">你们有没有“51吃瓜文字讨好症”，比如我会把“来了”改成“来啦”，好给阅读者一种我欢快积极蹦蹦跳跳地回答他的错觉。</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow: hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /></section><section data-brushtype="text" style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>12</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">啊太大了，塞进不去的</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="600" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: medium;text-align: start;white-space: normal;width:auto !important;max-width:100% !important;height:auto !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-16132356646682c1a7836861719845287.png" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">我有多穷？</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">假如有人打劫我，那对他们来说只会是一次练习。</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow: hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /></section><section data-brushtype="text" style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>13</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">人生是什么都可以，不要被定义了喔</span></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="jpeg" data-w="1080" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-1439376046682c1a7de86b1719845287.jpeg" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">我的一周：疯狂星期四、摸鱼星期五、躺平星期六、熬夜星期日、暴怒星期一、痛苦星期二、摆烂星期三。</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow: hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /></section><section data-brushtype="text" style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>14</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">产地：广西</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="600" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: medium;text-align: start;white-space: normal;width:auto !important;max-width:100% !important;height:auto !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-17960130996682c1a8159761719845288.png" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;font-size: 16px;text-align: left;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">错过iPhone 14发布会没关系，我给大家用通俗易懂的一句话介绍一下：我买不起。</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow: hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /></section><section data-brushtype="text" style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>15</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">确实很像</span></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="598" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-5672871126682c1a8507421719845288.png" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">觉得得反省一下自己的饭量了——点了份外卖自己吃，饭馆给我配了三双筷子。</span></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow: hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;border-width: 0px;border-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /></section><section data-brushtype="text" style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>16</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">对不起，我有罪</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="600" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: medium;text-align: start;white-space: normal;width:auto !important;max-width:100% !important;height:auto !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-751486586682c1a884b5c1719845288.png" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: left;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">绝对不会是只有我一个人想歪了<br /></span></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow: hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;"><br /></section><section data-brushtype="text" style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>17</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">分红</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="600" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: medium;text-align: start;white-space: normal;width:auto !important;max-width:100% !important;height:auto !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-1199153926682c1a8c505c1719845288.png" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">对这个长相没抵抗力，对那个风格又没抵抗力，你这一天天的要不要去医院开点药。</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow: hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;"><br /></section><section data-brushtype="text" style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>18</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">这算是列车媛吗？</span></section><section style="white-space: normal;margin: 8px;outline: 0px;max-width: 100%;font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Helvetica Neue, PingFang SC, Hiragino Sans GB, Microsoft YaHei 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src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-19340640786682c1a92ef211719845289.jpeg" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">不懂事的小姑娘才会嫉妒姐妹，我们成熟女士都整天祈求姐妹早日暴富然后包养自己。</span></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow: hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;"><br /></section><section data-brushtype="text" style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: 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style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">贫道也不太确定，要不然，你让她趴着看看？</span></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow: hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;"><br /></section><section data-brushtype="text" style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 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style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">很明显轻了一百多斤</span></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="690" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-7154056036682c1c30a7111719845315.png" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">和老公吵架。</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">小学六年级儿子播放了「够了。你们两个不要再说了、停下来！说出口的话、是没办法收回的。话语是刀剑。使用方法不对是会变成凶器的。说话造成的误会、是会让人失去一辈子的朋友的」的名侦探柯南影片。</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">外表看似小孩、智慧却过于常人~</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><mpcpc js_editor_cpcad="" class="js_cpc_area cpc_iframe" data-category_id_list="1|3|5|6|7|8|11|16|17|22|24|26|27|28|29|31|32|35|36|37|39|41|42|43|45|46|47|48|49|50|51|52|53|54|55" src="https://mp.weixin.qq.com/cgi-bin/readtemplate?t=tmpl/cpc_tmpl#1663053509746" data-id="1663053509746"></mpcpc></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow: hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);border-style: solid;"><br /></section><section data-brushtype="text" style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>0</strong><strong>5</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">还不如哥哥呢</span></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="600" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-943122826682c1c32cd2b1719845315.png" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">一个女孩带小表弟去商场玩，去上厕所怕小表弟丢了，就要带小表弟一块去，小表弟不肯，还奶声奶气的说：妈妈说不能进女厕所。</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">女孩憋不住了，一着急，憋出一句话来：快进去，你长大以后就没机会进去了！</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow: hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /></section><section data-brushtype="text" style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>0</strong><strong>6</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">沉浸式变态体验？</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="540" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: medium;text-align: start;white-space: normal;width:auto !important;max-width:100% !important;height:auto !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-8357053966682c1c36a6121719845315.png" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">一男子入赘，新婚当晚对妻子说：你爹瞧不起我，我一想就来气！言毕把妻子恶狠狠的给办了；</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">事后不久他又对妻子说：你娘尖酸刻薄句句戳我自尊，心中怨气只能发泄于你！说完又是一场云雨；</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">半刻不到意犹未尽又对老婆说：你家哥嫂心思歹毒处处与我为敌…梅开三度后老公累得精疲力尽，不知不觉睡了过去，然不一小会却被老婆摇醒，老婆道：我弟也不是个好东西…</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow: hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /></section><section data-brushtype="text" style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>0</strong><strong>7</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">家里有亲戚好办事！</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="720" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: medium;text-align: start;white-space: normal;width:auto !important;max-width:100% !important;height:auto !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-21358205406682c1c386efb1719845315.png" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">成年人不会因为看了恐怖电影而失眠，是因为没有什么事能比第二天不得不去上班更恐怖。</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow: hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /></section><section data-brushtype="text" style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>0</strong><strong>8</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">也不照照镜子看看自己</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="746" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: medium;text-align: start;white-space: normal;width:auto !important;max-width:100% !important;height:auto !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-4379849106682c1c3ad6781719845315.png" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">今天去面试。</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">面试的这份工作竞争很激烈，在面试室里的气氛也很严肃。</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">面试官是个女的，她问我道：那个，想必你也知道你面试的是什么工作了吧。说吧，你有什么特长呢？</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">我低头望了望我修长的大腿，说道：我…我腿特长。</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">她站了起来瞄了瞄我，然后满意的说道：你被录用了！我们酒店缺的就是你这种腿长的男公关！</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow: hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /></section><section data-brushtype="text" style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>0</strong><strong>9</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">你最喜欢？</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="621" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: medium;text-align: start;white-space: normal;width:auto !important;max-width:100% !important;height:auto !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-2629109526682c1c3d42a81719845315.png" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">跟老婆正在吵架，老丈人碰巧来我家，三人面面相觑，场面十分尴尬，我正不知道该怎么说话，我老婆手机突然响了，那货直接按了免提，竟然是我岳母打来的，琴子，你爸有没有去你家？我刚跟他吵了一架，老家伙没吵赢，离家出走了！哎呀，更尴尬了！！！</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><mpcpc js_editor_cpcad="" class="js_cpc_area cpc_iframe" data-category_id_list="1|3|5|6|7|8|11|16|17|22|24|26|27|28|29|31|32|35|36|37|39|41|42|43|45|46|47|48|49|50|51|52|53|54|55" src="https://mp.weixin.qq.com/cgi-bin/readtemplate?t=tmpl/cpc_tmpl#1663053522937" data-id="1663053522937"></mpcpc></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow: hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /></section><section data-brushtype="text" style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>10</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">每天面对工作时的你</span></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="600" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-4762525006682c1c473bb81719845316.png" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">今天去学校打球，怕车子丢就把自己的链锁（就那种铁链子锁）和另一辆车的链锁套在一块，结果回来以后那车的主人就跟我急了，说你锁我车我咋走啊，都等了半小时了。</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">我就问他，你把你锁打开走不了吗？</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">然后…………那哥们默默开了锁，走了……</span></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow: hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /></section><section data-brushtype="text" style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>11</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">“多肉”的女孩才叫性感，</span></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">身高170cm，体重130斤，这才叫极品！</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="jpeg" data-w="1080" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: medium;text-align: start;white-space: normal;width:auto !important;max-width:100% !important;height:auto !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-5027549796682c1c4939ec1719845316.jpeg" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="jpeg" data-w="1080" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: medium;text-align: start;white-space: normal;width:auto !important;max-width:100% !important;height:auto !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-17904550066682c1c4b66181719845316.jpeg" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="jpeg" data-w="1080" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: medium;text-align: start;white-space: normal;width:auto !important;max-width:100% !important;height:auto !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-3349357046682c1c4dd6f71719845316.jpeg" /></section><section style="text-align: justify;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">老小偷收了一群徒弟，眼看徒弟们各个都成了神偷，马上出师了，师父想考验他们，师傅说：给你们一天，看谁能把我家最宝贵的东西偷到手。</span></section><section style="text-align: justify;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">一天后，众徒弟交差 大徒弟：我偷了师父家名贵字画，价值连城！</span></section><section style="text-align: justify;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">二徒弟：我偷了存折，没有它师父将成穷光蛋。</span></section><section style="text-align: justify;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">三徒弟：哈，我偷的最宝贵，师父也非常喜爱。</span></section><section style="text-align: justify;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">师父：快说偷的什么，别卖关子！</span></section><section style="text-align: justify;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">三徒弟：师……娘……</span></section><section style="text-align: justify;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">师父：nm！</span></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow: hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /></section><section data-brushtype="text" style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>12</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">妹妹做的一道小学生发散题</span></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="690" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-17420176396682c1c51c9ff1719845317.png" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">我们是小学同学，初中的时候，她是班级中表现最突出。</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">后来她考上了重点高中，而我却拖着一包衣服外出打工。</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">后来她考上了名牌大学，所有的人都为她骄傲。</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">大学一毕业后，她很轻松地找到了工作。</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">而我呢？却坐在椅上看着她的简历，漫不经心地说道：擦，不看你是我小学同学 ，我能要你？</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow: hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /></section><section data-brushtype="text" style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>13</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">景区工作人员有故事</span></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="534" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-3334553726682c1c54e5761719845317.png" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">想想吧！珠穆朗玛峰上的每具尸体都曾经是一个非常有冲劲的人。</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">朋友们，请继续躺平！</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow: hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /></section><section data-brushtype="text" style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>14</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">特别是冬天</span></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="690" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-268684526682c1c57613c1719845317.png" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">我偷偷把我无线鼠标的接收器插进我同事的笔记本电脑里面，等他上完厕所回来就发现鼠标不听他指挥了。</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">只听我同事接二连三的骂 卧槽 卧槽！！你要造反了，骂了大概一个小时，各种疯拍键盘摔鼠标，起码重启了十次电脑了，一直没找到原因……</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow: hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /></section><section data-brushtype="text" style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>15</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 1px;text-align: center;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">这个姿势，别以为我不知道你要干嘛</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="847" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: medium;text-align: start;white-space: normal;width:auto !important;max-width:100% !important;height:auto !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-969727876682c1c5c5b6d1719845317.png" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">想让女友给我咬，她嫌脏不肯配合，于是我就给她做了番详尽的生理知识普及。看她不再辩驳，以为是默许了，我便有了进一步动作……然而，她突然像是逼急了似的一跃而起：本该注射的东西，为什么要口服呢？<br /></span></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow: hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;border-width: 0px;border-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /></section><section data-brushtype="text" style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>16</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">秋天来了，感谢哥友投稿</span></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="jpeg" data-w="1080" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-8620451786682c1c61509d1719845318.jpeg" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">以前上中学时谈个女朋友。</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">但她的发育比同龄的人都好，让全校学生都嘲笑。</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">而我是在是受不了了，就和她提出了分手。</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">多年后的今天每次想到这事都想给我自己来一巴掌。</span></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow: hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;"><br /></section><section data-brushtype="text" style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>17</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">好拳法</span></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="540" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: medium;text-align: start;white-space: normal;width:auto !important;max-width:100% !important;height:auto !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-12056544766682c1c642b581719845318.png" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">普通话：我都跟你说了不要这样子做，你看现在好了吧，说了又不听。</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">广东话：呐呐呐呐呐呐呐。</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow: hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;"><br /></section><section data-brushtype="text" style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>18</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">太神奇了</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="gif" data-w="544" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: medium;text-align: start;white-space: normal;width:auto !important;max-width:100% !important;height:auto !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-6819653736682c1c74d36e1719845319.gif" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">暖昧对象：早点回家。</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">我：他真好！</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">男朋友：早点回家。</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">我：真服了好不容易出来玩，催催催怎么不拿链子把我锁家里！</span></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow: hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;"><br /></section><section data-brushtype="text" style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><span style="letter-spacing: 1px;color: 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